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Head Elf (The X-Mas Song)

Written By James Russo

About The Song:

I hope someday for this song to become the frantic standard that it was always meant to be.

The Lyrics:

Oh Santa sir, you know I think youíre a good boss and,
As Head Elf I've always respected you.
It's just that Santa, at this time of the year most that,
That we see your drinking habit too.

And Santa sir, I need you to understand that,
I know it's you in command.
Please donít get angry, I know it's not like you
To hit on my wife, oh the way that you do...

I know itís the liquor, messing with your head,
Oh santa please, you know Iím your friend.
But at the christmas party, thatís when it hurts the most,
Do you have to dance with my wife so close?

And Santa sir, I need you to understand that,
I know it's you in command.
Please donít get angry, I know it's not like you
To hit on my wife, oh the way that you do...

And Santa Clause us elves arn't very tall,
And we donít mind, we donít mind being small.
But can you imagine, can you imagine how I felt,
Seeing you and my wife with her head at her belt!

(repeat verse)

And Santa Clause, please donít dance so close,
With my wife, who's only half your height.
And for Christmas, what I want this year the most,
Is for you - to stay the hell away from my wife!

(repeat verse)

Santa Clause, stop with the mistletoe.
Santa Clause, everybody knows.
Santa Clause, your drinkings out of hand.
Santa Clause, youíre a dirty old man.

All content copyright James Russo.